I came up with a cool idea for a photo shoot that involves a large American flag. I put this post on craigslist:
"If your flag is getting old please don't fold and burn it. I need a large OLD American Flag. I will treat it with respect. Send me an email and I'll come and get it. I just need one. "
Check out the reply I got from some mouth breather.
"now you know they ate that damn flag with all that pork spending and earmarks."
He included a picture of a dead pig with a flag stuck in its mouth. I don't want to repost it.
So I replied back with the following: "I don't mean to sound ignorant, but who ate the flag and what are earmarks and pork spending?"
Let's see if this knuckle dragger will stop raping his tween cousin long enough to reply.